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Hootie Hoo

What you holler when there’s cops on the block.
And forever hollerin' "Hootie Hoo!" when we see cops
by Zappy March 24, 2021
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playing hookie

I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.
by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016
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hookie duke

An off the cuff maneuver while cycling and leading a few hundred behind you that may result in a bicycle dog pile or a drop from the pack. This can be a sharp left or right turn, an unexpected U-turn, or taking that path less traveled by anyone much less on skinny tires.

A change in route, seemingly unnecessary, but designed to enhance the joy of riding, or an emergency tactic to avoid hazards.
"So, here's this month's route. It's a little on the short side, so be ready for some possible hookie dukes...."
by TheDogAteHim July 12, 2013
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Hoosier Unit

Indiana is the 10th fattest city in the united states as of 2015.

The average weight of of an obese person is approximately 300 pounds, which is the equivalent of 1 hoosier unit.

Medical professionals in Indianapolis and surrounding counties ofter refer to this measurement when speaking about patients who are obese. It is typical terminology amongst police, fire, and EMS. Also used quite frequently in the hospital settings.
Paramedic: Hey doc, We are transporting a patient to your facility with a head injury from a fall. She weighs approximately 2 hoosier units. Can your CT machine accommodate her?
ER Doc: Of course, we are hoosier friendly!

Police Officer: Dispatch, can we get an ambulance out here? Make sure its a crew that can handle a hoosier unit.
Dispatch: Standby officer, we'll have to send two crews for a hoosier unit.
by Indy0415 July 12, 2017
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Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway
Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry
by McDade123 May 6, 2021
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double hoodie

Layering hoodies. Wearing a hoodie over another hoodie.
I look for the double hoodie to be a j. crew trend this Fall.
by junebugjones67 December 9, 2008
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Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
by Sushi-bob January 13, 2012
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