Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

honkers bonkers

going crazy

"why did you just ask me if you were awake . . . man, you're really going honkers bonkers"

by npanda30 January 5, 2021

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

big city honkers

Enourmous fukin man tittys!!

Hey, did you see Nathan, he is huge!! His big city honkers jiggle at every step

by Morrie Balstein March 26, 2016

Honkers

An alcoholic mixture of Heineken and Monster Nitro, a substitute for when you don't have Guinness

"man, don't you just love honkers?"
"like...tits?"
"nah, the drink bro"

by Lovivinden August 19, 2024

honker

A bad babysitter.

"That last babysitter y'all got us was a honker." (expressed by a 5 year old)

by blayblade August 20, 2021

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist January 31, 2024