SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.

Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 7, 2020

Hastings

A Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

Hastings is a psychic spy

by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025

Hastings Muchunga

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking

Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

by Ichigobossu June 20, 2025

Hastings on Hudson

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.

Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.

by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023

Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.

Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

by Scooter gang October 10, 2020