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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
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SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity
friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'
by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023
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Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.
Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"
by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 7, 2020
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Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024
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hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.
"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "
by Tastethelezbo June 22, 2016
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