Lee Harding 

Faux punk. Obnoxious and annoying wanker from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teenyboppers and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out some of the crappiest music Australia has ever heard. Lee Harding is possibly, the most embarrassing thing the Australian music industry has ever produced.

Q: Have you ever seen that Lee Harding wanker from Australian idol?
A: Unfortunately, yes, he's embarrassing, fucking EMBARRASSING to watch and listen to. Who the hell does he think he is?

Lee Harding by J3sus Christ April 9, 2006

holding hands 

When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them

Why are we going so slow?

Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off

holding hands by Scizorbot3 June 14, 2007

Holding hands through the capflap 

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

Holding hands through the capflap by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009

holding corn

your looking for trouble/ ur expecting ppl to @ you

"why you indirecting bruv? your holding corn

holding corn by da one mandems textin November 29, 2017

Harding 

The most ultimate factor of cool.
the level of which a "harding" is awesome, is not measureable.

Can also be used as an sarcastic insult, stating that the subject is not cool.

No example needed.
When You meet a "harding" you will know

(sarcastic use)
TK: Dude, i just finished all my homework!
Einar: Whoa, you are such a harding...

Harding by Harding-gut112 October 3, 2008

Holding it in Contest 

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.

"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"

Holding it in Contest by Johnny Crappleseed February 4, 2009

Holding up four fingers

You're a homosexual

*see's a person holding up four fingers in math class* "Omg a fa-"

Holding up four fingers by Spfap May 1, 2022