Harpoon

The extreme version of getting pooned.

Verb: Harpooned

Tom: I created MySpace.

Dude: Dude, your a harpoon.

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Jimmy: I was all up in a fight yesterday.

Dude: I bet you got harpooned.

Jimmy: Na, he got harpooned as I broke his eye-socket with my tazer of doom which I acquired from eBay in the western sector. Holla.

by Deuce Click Street Mobbin December 15, 2008

Harpoon

Feminine hygiene product.

My girl is at the store getting some harpoons, so I asked her to pick up some beer.

by Hogger63 January 23, 2009

Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006

harpoon

Fur Burger, Snatch, Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Gash, Flaps, Pee Hole, Red Snapper, The "Y", Taco, Devils Fuzy Triangle etc. etc.

A Tyrone, I knows why you be afta mah sista, you just want harpoon tang!

by Gonads April 22, 2006

Haptoon

A somewhat derogatory term for those who are half-black, half-white.

"Psh. Obama ain't a real black president. He's just haptoon

by E_Maloney April 10, 2013

harpoon sisters

Two women that acknowledge that they have shared intimately the same man and remain on good terms.

Maria and Andrea slept with the same guy, ending with the unspoken bond of harpoon sisters, and still maintain a friendship.

by Supernova91 January 25, 2014

Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 7, 2014