handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped

“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”

by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025

Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Hell‘s Handicap

When one finger is raised as in a critical matched golf event. Then the motion is continued as the pointer falls to the front repeatedly to the front in the face of the viewer watching in amazement as the note their future journey to Satan’s lair.

You just sent them to the basement via Hell‘s Handicap damn right. That way bro… Leave, lower

lower

lower

even lower

have fun ya hear

3:D

by causate February 20, 2026