Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.

Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.

by Yourwoman November 2, 2021

John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

to hancock

The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.

"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."

by MaiaMan June 28, 2021

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril

- TDAWG MITCHELL

ayo fakeport der has a hancock nose

by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023

Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.

Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023

Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.

By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!

by uninspired username August 24, 2008

Herby Hancock

When you sign your name while high. The h is silent. Not to be confused with legendary keyboardist Herbie Hancock.

That's a herby hancock you got there, I can barely read it.

by TopRightCorner October 2, 2017