The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs

it is haggis hunting season

by spleenlover August 31, 2022

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}

Aww here you ya haggis run up ma ribs ya cheese melt

by G lingo February 1, 2019