No place to hide

1. (adj) Attribute of an obese person

2. (n -- rare -- often hyphenated for clarity) Obese person

Ex 1:
Person 1: Who's Rosie O' Donnell?
Person 2: You know, the one with no place to hide.

Ex 2:
Fat Woman: Watch out, no-place-to-hide-coming through!

by The Big Baap June 25, 2009

hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked

Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum

by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023

hide it in the bunker

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."

His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016

Hide and Yeet

Hide and yeet is a fun family game. You can play it will all your yeeters and your pet goat if you if you don’t have any yeeters to play with. How it works is you play hide and seek but to catch someone you have to find them and then YEET(throw) an object of your choice at them.(I recommend yeeting radiators) have fun playing this game. Ps don’t yeet fridges as it might cause hypothermia.

Me: Hey, Miranda. Do you want to ply hide and yeet????
Miranda: Hell yeet!

by Dr. Yeetatron July 26, 2018

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

hide and bust

Similar to Hide and Seek, Hide and Bust is a game in which the hiders are required to masturbate until they are found. The first person to be found that hasn’t busted, becomes the new seeker.

“Damn, I haven’t played hide and bust in SO long..”

by letsgetthisbread March 2, 2018