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Hawaiian brew

The taste combination of cum after one eats pineapple and drinks coffee.
I totally let her taste my Hawaiian Brew last night.
by BigBinHD September 8, 2014
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Hawaiian Missile Crisis

A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke

Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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15 Hawaiian minutes

indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
by Ronetta May 8, 2010
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hawaiian muscle fuck

Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.

She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
by DiablolitaZ December 13, 2013
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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
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hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.
Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.
by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014
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