Ning Haps

Nothing happening at the moment.

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?

by Saendeez October 23, 2012

HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020

Ab hap ✌️

Ab hap ( used with hand gesture ✌️) is a friendly greeting/farewell. It is the short version of saying ‘Wishing you ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS’ or ‘Happy Days Always’ - it is so simple, even babies can say it! Part of ‘Smiley Culture’, it is UNIVERSAL & can be used across all time zones 🌎 🌍 🌏

Smiley wished the person on the other side of the road: ✌️ ‘Ab hap ✌️my friend’.

They replied: ‘✌️Happy Days Always’ ✌️

by SMiLeY QuEeN January 3, 2022

hap birday skiff

a word of greeting

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!

by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020

:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.

French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)

by NaNoMister December 26, 2016

Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is

Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro

by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023

HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020