"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

by Guinness lassie February 27, 2021

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.
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by weenorboy November 8, 2020

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
by muprs October 19, 2012
