Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.
by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021
Get the Thomas Guinmug. "How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
Get the Pouring a Guinnessmug. by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023
Get the sluts for Guinnessmug. Corrected
by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022
Get the Na-guinnessmug. by earlofward September 29, 2025
Get the Guinnessmug. by emilyanemone May 5, 2024
Get the guinmug. The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
Get the Guinness Book of World Recordsmug.