Gardiner

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.

Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.

by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 11, 2009

graine

graine: French canadian slang term for penis.

Mets-y la graine dans le cul, 90 degré pas de crachat
Put your dick in her but, 90 degree no spit.

Osti que t'es graine.
You're such a dick.

Je vois rien, j'ai une graine dans l'oeil.
I can't see, there's a penis in my eye.

by Philipute January 2, 2011

Gardini

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

by JMSU July 10, 2019

going against the grain

Doing the opposite of what is requested

Man, I ask you to wear jeans, here you come in a suit, you always going against the grain!

by Isaid it November 27, 2017

golden grain

An extremely potent alcholic beverage that is 190 proof (95% alcohol), the highest proof alcohol that can exist without evaporating! A warning label says it is not to be consumed without mixing it with something. Contrary to popular belief, Golden Grain is the SAME as Everclear. They are both produced by the same company. Golden grain is generally a bit higher priced as it might be filtered more. It is illegal in some states.

John made a terrible face as he downed a full shot of Golden Grain.

by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

grasin

The biggest bum ever he is trash at fortnite and smashes Jaden Baird

Jaden gets smashed by grasin

by Grasin May 8, 2018