Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

Gopher Ball

A home run or round tripper, a combination of "Go four" as in the number of bases you round on a home run.

The pitcher threw too many gopher balls and was taken out of the game.

by Josie Becker December 15, 2008

golden gopher

WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.

Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.

by ade2 December 5, 2007

gopher

A system that pre-dates the World Wide Web for organizing and displaying files on Internet servers. A Gopher server presents its contents as a hierarchically structured list of files. With the ascendance of the Web, many gopher databases were converted to Web sites which can be more easily accessed via Web search engines.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.

Before search engines I'would look for porn on a gopher.

by David Bleach January 15, 2004

Gopher Bop

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

by TIMMAH March 9, 2003