Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 6, 2019

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio

Dude she gave me a gladstone geyser last night, it was incredible but I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess. So worth it though.

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

Arctic Geyser

A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.

Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”

by clappage December 7, 2018

Rhino Geyser

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

P.P. Geyser

Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.

Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."

Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."

by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging

Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!

by cowdungminge August 3, 2017