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St.Louis Pepperoni Geyser

When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
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Kneading the geyser

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023
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Kneading the geyser

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
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geyser

geyser by mitski is amazing
by hinatsurusbitch November 14, 2022
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grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.
Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!
by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022
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Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.
by noirfra December 4, 2024
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Mud Geyser

When a woman sleeps with a black man and shoots the sperm out of her vagina.
"Did you hear that Britney was a mud geyser last night?"
by CastWhenDumb June 29, 2025
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