one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

Gophase

A gophase is a slightly mysterious and elusive character. Not many people know much about gophases. They are known for their computing genius, and their witty remarks. Gophases have the ability of disappearing for long periods without going unnoticed.

"He has a gophasesque manor"

by nnnsss February 18, 2010

gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

Gloph

The art of getting glowsticks inserted into one's anus.

My anus was glophed by many glowsticks.

by The Shining One August 31, 2019

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game

She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her

by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020

Geophrey

Someone who resembles a giraffe and doesn't give a fuck what you think about them, but is extremely intelligent.

Yea man, he was being such a Geophrey.

by classnerd February 27, 2012