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Germ

A derogatory term for Germans implying that they're a germ, staining this world.
"Ew, is that a Germ?"
by DariusFigglehorn November 5, 2023
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Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009
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Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.
Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*
by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024
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germ coward

its cooper benstead
by swaggyislife August 6, 2019
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Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.
I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.
by KookyKrock September 21, 2021
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germ

jeremy: hi!

you: hey germ
jeremy: :(
you: .)
by EndyCake April 29, 2021
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The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"
Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.
by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011
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