25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT

When you need a song that will rape and fucking crush your skull.

I need some 25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT or I'll suffer withdrawal.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

Gauge

a mean person with no life, friends, or girlfriends, also a person who hates to lose and is a tryhard and pleb in fortnite with no skins.

gauge: a sad, sad man

by Gauge R. April 16, 2019

Gauge

(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.

Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."

Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"

by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019

Cheddar Gauge

Another word for the female genatalia.

(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)

Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019