Garrett

Will not shut the fuck up about the government or how bad his car is (and yet he claims it is better than mine).
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.

"Gort (Garrett) do be pullin' up tho frfr no cap ongaishiye."

by BigBoiMac9459 April 8, 2023

The Garrett

A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you

Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue

by Jonahisthethiccestmanintheland December 10, 2019

A Garrett

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

maddie and garrett

The biggest power couple you will ever meet.Garrett with his short blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. Maddie with her long brown, hair and big heart pounding brown eyes. Are the cutest couple in school. Everyone is jealous of how absolute goals they are.

Person 1“Omg is that Maddie and Garrett?”
Person2 “Yes the cutest power couple in the school”

by Your mom007 June 4, 2018

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

Pull a Garrett

When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.

Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?

by ipwncookies September 12, 2020

The Garrett

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.

Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

by rachizzle137 January 28, 2010