Nail Fudge

When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.

The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!

Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"

by 1Adam12 October 9, 2007

fudge dream

when you have to go the bathroom so bad while you are sleeping so you dream about taking a shit, and wake up in a bed of poo

Yo nigga, did you just have a fudge dream? you're stankin'

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

fudge jar

A euphemism that describes the willing anal opening of a recipient of some sort of penetration, usually of the gay male variety.

Did you hear about the latest conservative Republican gay sex scandal?

Yeah man, those dudes keep getting caught with their hands in the fudge jar!

by Hecktor Dangus, esq. November 20, 2007

fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.

God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012