Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way
Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project
by bluewaverly May 28, 2018
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Duck fucked

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"
by Lippie May 14, 2011
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Duck Fuck

When a female takes two Pringles and inserts them inside her vagina. One of the Pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. After this the male fucks her through the hole. Thus a Duck Fuck.
Dyson: " oh I finally got my dick inside Mikayla's bill. It was a mean Duck Fuck!"
by YOTES AND HOES February 14, 2014
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duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
by duckie suckie April 6, 2019
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when you get pissed off at something that happened
fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado
by The Bandit May 3, 2008
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Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo
by WB-dog June 28, 2010
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Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.
I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!
by sanvein December 4, 2010
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