Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.

Probably have a crowd of friends.

Fucking stupid.

Bully kids.

Again, Raving bitches.

Cunts. The lot of them.

"HEY have you seen Florence-"
"DIE MOTHERFUKER"
"O-okay wtf-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.

Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010

Florence

She is a little crab and she tries to insult you in front of your friends and crushes and anyone you care about

Eww Florence was here

by Babbling idiot September 13, 2021

katie florence staddon

An astounding member of the female race,

who classically embodies many talents.

She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),

she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...

and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.

"What is that beautiful sound?" "Oh thats the song of a Katie Florence Staddon!"

by YoAnnie March 17, 2015

Florence

The best singer literally ever

-hey name, did you listen to the new Florence + The Machine album?
-yeah, it's awesome isn't it

by WhydoIhaveToThinkAboutThisRN January 8, 2019

Florence

Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.

My best friend Florence is awesome

by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021