Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.
Probably have a crowd of friends.
Fucking stupid.
Bully kids.
Again, Raving bitches.
Cunts. The lot of them.
Probably have a crowd of friends.
Fucking stupid.
Bully kids.
Again, Raving bitches.
Cunts. The lot of them.
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010

She is a little crab and she tries to insult you in front of your friends and crushes and anyone you care about
by Babbling idiot September 13, 2021

An astounding member of the female race,
who classically embodies many talents.
She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),
she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...
and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.
who classically embodies many talents.
She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),
she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...
and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.
by YoAnnie March 17, 2015

by WhydoIhaveToThinkAboutThisRN January 8, 2019

Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.
My best friend Florence is awesome
by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021
