Gain Flings

The vegetable counterpart of Tide pods.

Person 1: Eat Tide PODS!
Person 2: nvm I will have gain flings
Person 1: That's a vegetable
Person 2: ok but i dont care.

by UDfan1234567890 April 7, 2019

weasel fling

A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.

I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.

by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017

Ping it and Fling it

Hit it and quit it but more aggressive on the quit it part, as you fling them away. While the "ping it" represents another notch on your belt.

"Dude you met her at a bar, you don't have to commit. Just Ping it and Fling it."

by W0ND0 November 8, 2017

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009

Meat Flinging

when you take the dick out fast and you cum ground meat and the "parter" eats it

"Meat Flinging is fun to do with Jadon

by Meat flinging April 26, 2016

fling flong

when you really tryna smash. And them clothes come off and your legs open and the sound effects is FLING FLONG. BOOM.

Yo when I saw him I just thought dayum FLING FLONG.

by toasterstruddles247 November 28, 2017

old fling

Someone you once had a relationship or 'relations' with.

F1: "Oh did you know Johnny is back in town?"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"

by Andrew Little February 14, 2022