couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

Find Your Chill

It is a saying used when someone just did or said something dumb and ignorant as fuck; or they are throwing more shade than an oak tree. The person saying it is implying that you need to take a chill pill and relax.

Girl #1: She is such a fake bitch I'm gonna fight her next time I see her.

Girl #2: You know she will beat the shit out of you, sit down and find your chill before she drags your ass.

by NevillePowerbottom August 5, 2014

Beatles Fandom

One of the most amazing groups of people you will ever meet.

Not to mention their flawless taste in music, they also have a flawless taste in MEN.
They may seem like they're making fun of the beatles sometimes, but it's only because they love them.

They are able to make speeches at any time about one or all of the beatles, they're like the Robert Kennedies of the fandom world.

Things that the Beatles Fandom will commonly refer to:
Paul McCartney's heterosexuality is immovable.
Ringo put your boner away.
John, stop gazing at Paul.
George god dammit put that sandwich down for heavens sakes.

by Theoneandonlybillyshears February 14, 2012

Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.

Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "

by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

Find Another Fool

I should have learned this lesson long ago
That friends and lovers always come and go
And now you claim
that everything's "O.K.", but I've got just one thing to say...
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
I don't believe that I deserve this ride
You took me for my very heart and pride
You let me down...and now your hand is out
Well, here's some...spare change...you can count
Why don't you...

Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
You pulled this once...you pulled it twice
It's time you listened to my advice....oh, baby
I'd never take advantage of our love
I can't imagine what you're thinkin' of
You're over due...you think this storm is through..
Well, baby, I've got news for you
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

Classic Rock Fandom

The fanbase of people that listen mainly to classic rock music. The classic rock fandom is very active on blogging websites like Tumblr, although a lot of people are not aware of it's existence. The classic rock fandom rotates around bands and musical artists ranging from the late 50's to the early 90's. Like every fandom, the classic rock fandom is full of some of the coolest people ever and the most annoying people ever.

Classic rock bands/artists celebrated in the classic rock fandom:

- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- The Beatles
- The Who
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Jimi Hendrix
- Sex Pistols
- Joy Division
- Buddy Holly
- Aerosmith
- Fleetwood Mac
- AC/DC
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
- Queen
- Bob Dylan
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Deep Purple
- Black Sabbath
- Blue Oyster Cult
- The Doors
- Eric Clapton
- Cream
- Nirvana
- Alice In Chains
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- Iron Maiden
- Pearl Jam
- The Cure
- Blondie

*Those are a lot of the most popularly mentioned bands in the classic rock fandom, even though there are a lot more. I hope I didn't leave out your favorite band*

Person 1: What's the classic rock fandom?

Person 2: Only the coolest fandom ever!!!

by SpaceCadetGlow92 December 31, 2013