full figured

A politically correct term for "fat".

She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said no thanks.

by Klopek007 July 9, 2006

Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

by DefineItSam November 6, 2014

Figure skater

Someone who puts themselves through so much mental and physical pain and no one knows why. They are always exhausted. Always. Usually practice ends in tears and we are all dealing constant body regulation but we love to skate we promise. Also the sparkly dresses duh

Wow that figure skater looks tired

by That_rando_figure_skater February 26, 2019

Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

by anonymous November 15, 2022

Figure Outerer

A person who figures things out

I figured it out, therefore I am a figure outerer.

by Etzel August 25, 2014

Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021