zest fest

a VERY hardcore homosexual orgy consisting of all straight men

damn, floor 9 has a whole ass zest fest going on

by wilma dyckfit May 28, 2023

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Festivus

n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.

A Festivus for the rest of us! -George Costanza

by Gibson December 22, 2003

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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

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anal fist fest

A fest of anal fistings, preferably a gang bang

Last nights anal fist fest was so fun

by Come mi culo September 15, 2017

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feetigue

feet + fatigue = feetigue.

tiredness of the feet, presumably from being on them for a long time or after vigorous excersise.

paul: cor, that (insert arbitrary distance here) (insert arbitrary method of foot related motion here) was tough.

john: i know, i feel a bad case of feetigue coming on.

by rhubarbjelly September 14, 2009

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