alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

German Fireman

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.

Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!

by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018

Foremanize

(v.) To cook via the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine

I'm feeling mighty hungry. I think I'll Foremanize me a couple burgers and some chicken.

by Brian Levy November 1, 2005

(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse

what you say to someone when you are about to pimp slap them. you show them your backhand and say discipline and then show them your forehand and say abuse

Pimp Slapper:(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse, dont make me discipline you

by GeToNtHeTrAiN May 15, 2010