Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Fisherman’s Pinch

A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.

Look at that beautiful lift, The fisherman’s pinch has been well executed.

by Rugbydaddy February 7, 2020

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018

Fisherman Text

When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.

Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday

I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".

by Jay S from san diego March 16, 2010

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon
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pearl necklace
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strawberry shortcake

by TBag420 February 7, 2009

Internet Fisherman

A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.

Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.

Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

dingleberry fisherman

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met

"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020