F.U.C.K.

a misguided attempt to explain the origins of the word fuck(which is most likely germanic). sometimes said to stand for "Fornication Under Consent of King" or "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", both of which are false.

Man I'm so fucking stupid I thought F.U.C.K. was an acronym that created the word fuck.

by eldi November 10, 2005

F.U.C.K

acronym meaning Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge.

I bet you didnt know what fuck stood for.

by Cap'n Crunk April 7, 2005

F.U.C.K.

Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.

The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.

by swolf September 28, 2006

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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

F.U.N.K.A.S.S.

Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.

If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.

by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

f.u.c.k

F.U.C.K-Freinds U Can Keep!!

Hey do u have a lot of F.U.C.K

by Stephen Hovelsen September 21, 2005

F.U.C.K.

Friends you can keep

Matt: Hey Kara Wanna be my F.U.C.K. Buddy?
Kara: WTF NO!!!
Matt:No it means friend u can keep
Kara:oh okay

by Mike Bojangles January 21, 2006