resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all

"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."

by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007

Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.

I wish to ask for your expertiseness.

by kaigal February 8, 2010

Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.

Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force

by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018

Sexosaurus Expert

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.

"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy

by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009

expertfootball.com

The best football website on the net.

Person 1: Dude I suck at football.
Person 2: You should go to expertfootball.com

by footyplayer February 22, 2008

expert

/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!

by francme March 29, 2020

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012