Enrique

A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.

Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.

He is always last minute for everything too.

His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.

Enrique.

(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)

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by JARTAyMEDIA October 4, 2022

fabian enrique barron

Lazy, small dicked, selfish, gives up all the time, drops girls out of no where, sex addict, doesnt like to fix things, doenst know how to chamge a tire, and has bad taste in woman. When he actually has a sexy gf he drops her for a chiken run looking bitch. Like to get girls pregnet in the first month of being together

Fabian Enrique Barron lets talk about it? NO

by smartasabitch101 July 2, 2016

Enrique Emyr

dude i still love u :'(

"enrique emyr i hate u for making me feel this way"

by vanillastrb3 November 23, 2021

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third is lowk a bae ngl and he is hot best celebrity ever

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third makes my pussy so fucking wet!!!!

by wedwefwefwefewfwefwefewwfewfwe August 14, 2025

Enrique

typically an optimistic virgo. Very passionate and true of his actions and words. will always be there for you. They’re hot asf and you’ll get lost in their dreamy eyes. you will want to spend the rest of your life with them. they give you a sense of home you’ve never felt before. they love unconditionally. they just suck at making plans and telling jokes <3

bro enrique is good asf at driving fucked up

bro i swear he be making it look tooo easy

by Coochiedestroyer September 6, 2021

Enrique Bunbury

Spanish musician/songwritter, was part of Héroes del Silencio. The group got separated because the guy has an ego bigger than a church.

Yo, put on that new Bunbury
Who?
Y'know, Enrique Bunbury...

by y e e t y d e l i t y October 23, 2025

Enrique

A person that loves to drink Makers Mark. He is s good friend, very loyal and loves to help out friends. You can always count on Enrique for help. Enrique is that friend can get you a detailed report of anyones life online in 5 minutes. He is also excellent in bed and amazing boy friend. He will also check a fake bitch in a heart beat. Anyone that has Enrique in his life is lucky to have him.

Enrique is such a good friend.

Enrique will get us the receipts.

Bethenny Frankel thinks Enrique is amazing

Did you see how Enrique read that bitch.

by Bethenny Frankel November 22, 2021