english

a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked

person 1: where are you going?
person 2: english

person 1: gross, well have fun in hell.

by AceWaBlamo May 22, 2015

english

a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.

"wanna smoke some english?"

"should i roll an english?"

by joe bummer February 23, 2010

Englishisms

the making up of words that doesn't exist particularly in the English language(vocabulary).

Gus: Yo homey! you should have seen my scatterphlat swing yesterday! it was sick!

Nic: Please, just stop! I'm tired of your englishisms. They are as dumb as you are.

by pinchharmonicz January 20, 2011

rally english

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.

"Jees ai speek rally english"

by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)

John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!

by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020

English Class

A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.

We have English Class now.

by SieC5 February 18, 2020

English Class

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.

Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.

by Lenwooo October 28, 2013