dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

ugly duckling syndrome

Addition to the entries above:

A sudden awakening from UDS can have extreme big head reactions. This unfortunate turn of events is one of the primary foundations of the camwhore , a girl who has been sheltered/shunned from sex - but suddenly realizes she "has it".

UDS + TLC + netmeeting.exe = camwhore

by SaussyBurbank April 6, 2004

ducking the rope

The act of going outside a ski resort boundry or closed area. Ducking a rope often results in the loss of one's skiing or snowboarding privlages and in many states and provinces is punishable by law.

If I catch you ducking the rope again, I'm going to have to pull your ski pass.

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002

ugly duckling syndrome

When a person with a good personality is actually attractive.

When you set me up on that blind date, you should have told me she had the Ugly Duckling Syndrome, you scared me when you told me she had a good personality.

by Hyland February 2, 2004