Dollar Store Dracula

Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.

Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula

by The_Bunny_ October 31, 2022

Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Opening Dracula's Coffin

Another word for farting.

Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'

Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.

OR

Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'

by Jackmanflash March 14, 2012

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

Nor Cal Dracula

When eating out a girl on her period then giving her a hickey leaving a bloody bite mark on her neck.

That girl from the party was on the rag, so I gave her the Nor Cal Dracula.

by TBA SOON April 30, 2009