Douche

The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

Sydney Smith is a douche

by Whackjack June 6, 2010

Douche Skater

Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.

Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!

by RyantheAsianmist August 9, 2010

Douchebag

N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality

www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags

by aarone720 March 15, 2010

douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.

shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.

by woozefa August 11, 2009

Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010