douche canoe 

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

douche canoe by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018

Douche canoe 

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

Douche canoe by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

Douche Canoe 

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.

When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by Lilapowers June 17, 2018

Douche Canoe 

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

Douche Canoe by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Douche Canoe 

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

Douche Canoe by ray90 November 15, 2018

douche canoe 

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

douche canoe by dglarn May 4, 2019

Douche canoe 

A guy named Keagan

Keagan is a giant douche canoe

Douche canoe by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019