wimpy doodle

1. noun, A timid little dog (however, the phrase has also been used to describe other animals, humans, things, with the characteristics of a wimpy doodle).
2. Proper noun, as in "The Wimpy Doodle". The original wimpy doodle was a nice little poodle named Annie, owned by a family in Pine Hills, Florida.

Your dog is a wimpy doodle. He hides under the bed whenever anyone comes over.

by The Guvna May 18, 2006

Spoon doodle

Someone that says, does, or is a complete dumb shit. Slightly nicer way to call someone a dumbass

Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.

Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!

by AusLegend March 31, 2020

Doodle Sense

Gained from playing the iTouch app 'Doodle Jump', this is the ability to know what the FUCK is going on.

George: "Dude, my doodle sense is tingling."

Jim: "Ok, tell what the FUCK is going on already!"

by pingpong_bandit April 28, 2010

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009

whacking the doodle

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Side Doodle

Someone who thinks is a primary but in reality they are a second choice always

Him: bro back me up!

Friend: *hangs up call*
Him: WHAT??
Me: Don’t think you’re a side doodle, Side doodle?

by Side Doodle April 23, 2019

Doodle cramp

A penile erection. A boner.

Christina Hendricks gives me a throbbing doodle cramp.

by Billy Bob Greenburg December 18, 2013