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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
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Idaho soap dispenser

When a man shoves a bar of soap up his ass, then stands butthole to butthole with another man and pushes the soap back and forth between the two until the soap is gone
Porter and Ayden decided they wanted to do the Idaho soap dispenser
by Crackdafteshies69 January 31, 2026
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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Disgender

A being who believes themselves to be completely outside the idea of gender and sex and opposes their existence as constructs in their totality.
Hey are you a boy or a girl?
I'm actually disgender and don't believe those are concepts that exist.
by Danthesexyhotman June 15, 2020
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Milk Dispensers

A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.
Her milk dispensers are huge!!
by Moon Project January 31, 2005
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dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.
Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.
by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007
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