dickbastard

its a lithuanian definison for bestfriend

you are my dickbastard

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

dickrastination

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

by JDWine April 26, 2011

dicklestein

An asshole who is jewish

That dicklestein won't give me any money!

by SmartEnglishGuy123 October 6, 2016

Dicklestick

A penis so thin it’s like a stick

“ his penis was so small I laughed and called it a dicklestick ... he got upset”

by Omni cypher July 9, 2018

Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.

She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash

by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018

Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).

Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”

by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019