misty diaz

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect

person 1- have you hung out with Misty Diaz lately?

person 2- hell yeah she's so perfect!

by Watermelonpussy January 26, 2014

Cameron Diaz Experience

The proper term for a colonoscopy

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

Amelia Diaz

Amelia Diaz is a genuine, strong, complex woman. She takes time to open up but seeks deep connection. Her maturity didn't come easily but she can appreciate the things in life that have brought her to the point she has reached.

Girl 1: who's that?
Girl 2: oh that's Amelia Diaz, don't worry she's not as mean as she looks, see for yourself!

by December 09, 2024

Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious

"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz

by Pahooga17 May 03, 2021

Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

She just got married to gerry and this is her name...

omgggggggg so Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

by ah.coco November 02, 2020

Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Ms. Diaz

A teacher that is a big pain in the and doesn't give a crap what you say. If you try to explain something to her and she thinks its wrong , she'll fight for her amusement of being right. She's short and really mean to the people that don't smile at her. Thinks she's always right even if she's wrong. sometimes tries to trick you into thinking she's canceling a party or "fun time". Often sings and claps. Gets really annoying when she's teaching. A simple whisper will cause her to stop talking and find out who it was. Was once in the military and treats kids as if they were in the military as well. Barely breaks a smile. Only smiles if she makes a joke or something. don't get on her bad side or she'll " write you up!"

Boy: Ms. Diaz , I think you made a mistake on problem number 2.
Ms. Diaz: NO! I think YOU made a mistake talking out loud!
Girl 1: Man! Ms. Diaz is a real bitch!
Girl 2: Yeah! she won't let anybody talk at all! Not even if they're trying to explain something important!

by Muffinmow April 28, 2017