Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!

"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"

by __baka_ November 30, 2018

Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked

I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked

by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

Destinitis

When you skip your responsibilities due to laziness or a female that requires all of your time. This is typically a long term ordeal.

1) Ayo why’d you skip that long run, do you have destinitis?

2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.

by CureDestinitis February 6, 2022

Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig

She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly

by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018

Destin

The absolute goat, Administrator of Laroi Archive. He bought my mansion and paid for my college tuition, he also payed for my friend danny's father's chemotherapy.

Danny: "Dad my friend destin payed for your chemotherapy"
Dad:"Wow what an amazing human being"

by 4woke March 24, 2022

Destin

The cinnamon stick from apple jacks

have you seen the cinnamon stick on the box? yeah, that's destin!

by fat cock meister December 22, 2021