dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.

Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.

by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

Dessert

Something sweet and delicious

I had the best dessert at Stumptown!

by Konono March 28, 2023

swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

Cherry Dessert

What FH5 dips when he is playing Texas Longhorn Prankster

I need some cherry dessert NOW FRED

by YungGravey January 15, 2019

hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017