Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.
Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021
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Deez Nutz

Deez nutz is a word to say when joking
by DEEZ_NUTZ97 May 17, 2022
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Deez nutz

A joke that youngsters use nowadays

They add deez nutz to any sentence that sounds cursed with deez nutz

Typically used with fit ~ in your jaws

Or
Y/n deez nutz ( putting deez nutz across your face)
Michael : i love ganyu
John : whos ganyu
Michael : ganyu fit deez nutz in yo jaws lmao
by 🦆 yo November 29, 2022
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deez nutz

a combination of 2 words to add to a joke and or insult
joey: "yo bro have you seen that new rydon mod in blade and sorcery"

jim: "what?"

joey: "rydon deez nutz lol"

jim: "shit"
by THEREALCOOLDOG January 14, 2022
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Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.
Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?
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Deez nutz

A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.
1. First guy: Where is China?

Second guy: in Deez nutz.

2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.
by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017
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deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.
Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
by dak0829 January 6, 2020
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