deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

Deez nutz

A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.

1. First guy: Where is China?

Second guy: in Deez nutz.

2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.

by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017

Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.

Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?

by Likewater August 15, 2021

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

deez nutz

a flavor of chocate and also ur ballz

i got the new Deez Nutz flavor of chocolate
Deez Nutz are noice

by @spaghetto November 7, 2023

conga deez nutz

Asking someone to slap on your nutz like a conga drum.

"Hey Sam! Come on over and conga deez nutz!"

by NeonZombie September 10, 2022