December 2nd

december 2nd is a day where you go touch some grass because your lonely and youve been inside too long

Me: hey hows your day today
Friend: *minecraft eating asmr noise*

Me: mhm well up looks like you need to go touch some grass

Friend: *breaks a block of grass in minecraft*

Me: *face palm*

Friend: what day is it?

Me: december 2nd
Friend: oh alr *goes outside and touches grass*

by qwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwq December 2, 2021

december 2nd

national SHUT THE FUCK UP DAY nobody cares about your schedule be quiet

“your school schedule🙄”

ELA

MATH

SS

stfu

december 2nd

by karennk December 2, 2021

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day you give a girl named Mary your hoodie

Boy: hey heres my hoodie
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd

by usuckpp November 29, 2022

December 2nd

National Give Your Girlfriend You’re Hoodie Day

December 2nd Is Give you’re girlfriend your hoodie day

by dhdunfbdudjnshdorkns December 1, 2022

December 2nd

Give the birthday person a kiss! NOW. I THINK THEYRE ATTRACTIVE SO KISS'EM!

guy:its my birthday(dec 2)
other person: kisses him
guy*happy his birthdays on December 2nd

by Broly.Uchiha December 11, 2021

December 2nd

If you’re a boy write ur girlfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are

girl: it’s December 2nd

boy: oh no

by crunchiecooch December 2, 2020

December 2nd

National ignore December 3rd Day

Oh it’s December 2nd that means I get to ignore December 3rd

by Jpenguin December 2, 2020