Danish

He's a very cute guy, being adored by girls at school. Can be mysterious yet awesome. Born on Valentine's Day, he is sooo perfect that girls sure gonna fall for him. He is an athletic person, brilliant and popular. Seldomly follow people that like him but very friendly towards hot girls. He also can be snobbish. His favourites are at sports and friends relationship. Used to wear spectacles but some Danish does not wear it. If he falls for you then you are very luvky to have him!

A : Wow, who is that guy? He is so charming!

B : Ouh, you dunno yet? That's Danish! The popular guy that sometimes sucks!

by #notabeauty January 18, 2018

Danisnotonfire

Danisnotonefire aka Dan Howell is a British youtuber located in Manchester, England. Currently living in a flat (apartment) with best friend Phil Lester aka Amazingphil. Dan is currently 23 (im writing this in year 2014), also known as one of the tallest british youtubers, standing at 6'3. Danisnotonfire is the #2 most reblogged internet celebrity on tumblr. Dan currently makes videos once a week. Dan is not gay or straight, currently in 2014 he is bisexual, meaning he like the same and opposite gender.

"Danisnotonfire uploaded a video today"

by ballsackblackery December 16, 2014

Danish

Danish is an adjective for cute.

Mike: Yo bro, check out the new girl.
John: Holy fuck man, shes so Danish!!!!!!

by Tegbir Sidhu December 8, 2012

Danessa

all that, sexy; drops it like it's hot.

damn, that girl is danessa.

by Ruperton January 5, 2008

Danessa

The name of the hottest and best couple ever. True meaning of love. The perfect relationship.

I wish my relationship was like Danessa.

Every school has a Danessa.

by aIr_StRiKe September 25, 2011

Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.

"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."

by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009

Danish Suicide

when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.

(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)

"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.

by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009