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dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
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dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?
by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016
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Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.
Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?
by TK685 May 7, 2017
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Danglin'

Bro 1: Hey do you wanna go dangle bro?
Bro 2: Yeah let's go danglin' bro!
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Do you even dangle bro?
by Shlongmaster227 May 12, 2017
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Daneli Martinez

Man Daneli Martinez is a caring sweet loved person 💗 she will help you through whatever you need help with ❤️ she is the type of person that would be loyal to you like she will give you all her love and attention because she's that type of person ❤️ she has the cutest girlfriend like her girlfriend is cute 😍 sweet shy sometimes and loved by Daneli Martinez ❤️ Don't ever let go of Daneli Martinez because she is one of the best person you will ever know 🤞🏽 KEEP YOUR HEAD UP DANELI MARTINEZ ❤️
by Daneli Martinez ❤️ January 17, 2019
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Danlia

Danlia is a ship between Dania and Paula. The ship is very well know and many people support it. Danlia is very cute and everyone can see that, they are soulmates and love each other very much. Danlia es a lo que todos quieren aspirar pero nadie llega.
“Danlia is so cute!!”

“Danlia are soulmates
by PurpleSoul March 21, 2019
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Daneli

The most perfect and adorable girls, who don’t give any fuck.

Usually very tall badassess
Daneli is very smart girl.
by Donchik October 18, 2019
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