Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021

croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to

Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:

by Yaba Daba Doo! September 7, 2023

Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.

Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐

by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019

Croissant

A very yummy and fluffy pastry, most likely french.

Aah! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!😡

by TheIconicDarkLarrie September 23, 2020

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010