dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

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Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

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Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

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sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

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soggy croissant

when someone uses soggy croissant in their bio it means they are probably a cute, wonderful, pretty, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, lovely person that deserves hugs and love!

cricro: tor has soggy croissant in his bio, what does it mean?
adam: ah it basically means this *shows site*
cricro: hah that suits him so well!
adam: ikr, he's so cute....

by elyowo February 2, 2022

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