Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.

Creationists are idiots.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 26, 2020

Croatian

The act of becoming incredibly inebriated with little regard for the property or well-being of others.

At Kyle's house on friday I got fucking Croatian and destroyed the TV

by SlitherTip October 2, 2006

croation triangle

Advanced version of the Bosnian See-Saw, where one puts on a strap on on each buttock to pleasure three females at once by circling his hips.

Yesterday we met some girls and Oli really took home all three and gave them the croation triangle. Must have been a wild night.

by Nelsonflair05 December 19, 2020

funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

accidental creation

1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.

2.also used for accidently created life form

example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"

example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"

by Dont have a name March 8, 2008

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021