by sleepy bugenbrow May 26, 2008

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.
I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!
by Greedeemee January 26, 2015

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.
by Dratical April 20, 2021

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021
